The Kwik-E-Mart is really D'OH!

How did I spend my 4th of July, you ask? Why, at the Kwik-E-Mart, of course! Pinchloaf had the brilliant suggestion that we visit the 7-Eleven in Bladensburg, MD, which has undergone the Kwik-E-Mart renovation in honor of the upcoming Simpsons Movie release.

Since words cannot adequately describe the experience, I give you: Kwik-E-Mart, The Story in Pictures.







We bought a box of Krusty-O's (they look suspiciously like Froot Loops, but surprisingly didn't contain HFCS), I poured myself a "Woo-hoo Blue Vanilla" Squishy (which I'm sure contained HFCS in addition to the alarming amount of blue food coloring), and left content that we'd spent the morning of the 4th doing something wonderfully patriotic.